Deep Sea IDC Alma Mater Shirt

Great shirt

Such a fantastic shirt! When I wear it, it feels as though father Poseidon has forged me battle armor designed to be an unstoppable medical force. This product molds to the skin when I wear it for training or doing anything vigorously. It also acts as an accessory item for droppin panties which is a huge plus. I suggest this product for anyone that wants to feel godlike.

Your going to think I'm crazy, but when I opened the box it came in, I actually heard whale sounds from the deep in the far distance. When I actually put the shirt on, the hairs on my arm stood up and I could hear my own heart beat. I was instantly hungry and ate 3 steaks, raw. Afterwards I fell into a deep sleep and was exposed to a crazy fever dream. I could hear Hoo-Yah's being yelled from a far and beautiful women striping off thier outter garments, they were calling me to come join them, to quench their thirst, to rage and unleash my animal instincts. I awoke to a massive erection that lasted for days. I haven't put the shirt on since, its in a box, that's inside of a box, that's inside of a box that's inside of a closet that's inside of a room that's inside of a basement, that's inside of a house, that's inside of a neighborhood that I don't visit anymore. I can still hear it calling to me. Only buy this shirt if you think you can handle it.